I am a hypocrite
A nervous klutz
A condescending sack of shit
Too eager to get out of a rut
That he dug for himself
Gave up on climbing up
'Cuz he just figured out
It was easier falling down

In the night I'm pissing on the same damn reason
In the night stop easy to admit self treason
And the night grow bitter as a bedwetter
I almost had the best rest ever
The best rest ever
The best rest ever
The best rest ever

I popped open the ibuprofen and drank with pop
And still all I hear is my ears pop
It goes to fast to change a thing
But I'm to slow to care
I taste it spinning in the thin air

In the night I'm pissing on the same damn reason
In the night stop easy to admit self treason
And the night grow bitter as a bedwetter
I almost had the best rest
I almost had the best rest
I almost had the best rest
I almost had the best rest
I almost had

Waking up cold I gotta brand new stain
Flip over the mattress and I won't complain
This bed I unmade I have to lie in it
And double the dosage on my vitamins
Waking up cold I gotta brand new stain
Flip over the mattress and I won't complain
This bed I unmade I have to lie in it
And double the dosage
Double the dosage

In the night I'm pissing on the same damn reason
In the night stop easy to admit self treason
And the night grow bitter as a bedwetter
I almost had the best rest
I almost had the best rest
I almost had the best rest
I almost had the best rest
I almost had the best rest
I almost had the best rest ever